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Worried about your daughter drowning? pay for a boob job

Worried about your daughter drowning? pay for a boob job Malicious Advice Mallard
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Take medicine you know you're allergic to you'll build up a tolerance to it

Take medicine you know you're allergic to you'll build up a tolerance to it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Frustrated with your career and general life direction? pray

Frustrated with your career and general life direction? pray Malicious Advice Mallard
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Not sure if a girl is into you? Tell her to go make you a sandwhich and see if she laughs

Not sure if a girl is into you? Tell her to go make you a sandwhich and see if she laughs Malicious Advice Mallard
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TROUBLE FINDING A DATE? ALL SINGLES MEET UP AT CLOSEST WATER POND (bring snacks)

TROUBLE FINDING A DATE? ALL SINGLES MEET UP AT CLOSEST WATER POND (bring snacks) Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your woman say she wants you to be more of a man Drink a lot of alcohol women love men who drink

Your woman say she wants you to be more of a man Drink a lot of alcohol women love men who drink Malicious Advice Mallard
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Feeling hungry? Just go digging through tampon boxes

Feeling hungry? Just go digging through tampon boxes Malicious Advice Mallard
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Make sure to pace in front of the mirror after ever set and look at your muscles we think you look like a fuckin tiger in a cage

Make sure to pace in front of the mirror after ever set and look at your muscles we think you look like a fuckin tiger in a cage Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to avoid a urinary infection? Pee during sex

Want to avoid a urinary infection? Pee during sex Malicious Advice Mallard
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Didn't have time to get a mother's day gift? don't make a thoughtful card, she'd rather have nothing.

Didn't have time to get a mother's day gift? don't make a thoughtful card, she'd rather have nothing. Malicious Advice Mallard
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