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Leave everything until the last minute so it only takes a minute

Leave everything until the last minute so it only takes a minute Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to pass your drug test? Eat foods with poppy seeds the morning of your test.

Want to pass your drug test? Eat foods with poppy seeds the morning of your test. Malicious Advice Mallard
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if your girlfriend has a beard. make sure you compliment that shit,she spent a long time on that thing

if your girlfriend has a beard. make sure you compliment that shit,she spent a long time on that thing Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to add a mod to your favorite subreddit? davidreiss666

Want to add a mod to your favorite subreddit? davidreiss666 Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to get Karma for your cakeday make sure you include that it is your cakeday in the title

Trying to get Karma for your cakeday make sure you include that it is your cakeday in the title Malicious Advice Mallard
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Always think the worst about people you will usually be right

Always think the worst about people you will usually be right Malicious Advice Mallard
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decided to skip class? it's ok as long as you make sure you email the professor and ask if you missed anything important

decided to skip class? it's ok as long as you make sure you email the professor and ask if you missed anything important Malicious Advice Mallard
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Stuck in traffic? Honking always helps.

Stuck in traffic? Honking always helps. Malicious Advice Mallard
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if someone asks you to do a job you don't want to do do a shitty job so they don't ask again

if someone asks you to do a job you don't want to do do a shitty job so they don't ask again Malicious Advice Mallard
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Get a block of Potassium, rinse off the mineral oil coating Then dry it off and watch it oxidize before your eyes!

Get a block of Potassium, rinse off the mineral oil coating Then dry it off and watch it oxidize before your eyes! Malicious Advice Mallard
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