Malicious Advice Mallard

always put away money in case of a suprise pregnancy so you can pack up and move away quickly

always put away money in case of a suprise pregnancy so you can pack up and move away quickly  Malicious Advice Mallard

Like reddit's content but love Youtube's delivery? Try redtube.com

Like reddit's content but love Youtube's delivery?
 Try redtube.com  Malicious Advice Mallard

dont have a condom handy? just pull out

dont have a condom handy? just pull out  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a hard time getting up in the mornings? Use your favourite song as your alarm.

Have a hard time getting up in the mornings? Use your favourite song as your alarm.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Having computer problems? delete system 32

Having computer problems? delete system 32  Malicious Advice Mallard

FUCK what the green guy says

FUCK what the green guy says   Malicious Advice Mallard

if a potential employer asks you to "name a negative quality about yourself." Answer with "I'm a perfectionist."

if a potential employer asks you to

feeling lonely and depressed? go on 4chan

feeling lonely and depressed? go on 4chan  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to know if your gf/bf really loves you? Cheat on her/him to see if she/he stays with you

Want to know if your gf/bf really loves you? Cheat on her/him to see if she/he stays with you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to get your mind off facebook for awhile? go on reddit

Need to get your mind off facebook for awhile? go on reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard
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