Malicious Advice Mallard

If your having trouble with your girlfriend Go have sex with a horse to make her jealous.

If your having trouble with your girlfriend Go have sex with a horse to make her jealous.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to be a helpful reddit contributor? Point out flaws in people's logic and grammar

Want to be a helpful reddit contributor?
 Point out flaws in people's logic and grammar  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a trusted friend on reddit? how about knettel37

Need a trusted friend on reddit?
 how about knettel37  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a company makes you pay money to get a job It means its a really awesome job and that money is just an up front investment towards your success

If a company makes you pay money to get a job It means its a really awesome job and that money is just an up front investment towards your success  Malicious Advice Mallard

He isn't responding to your text? He's probably in the shower.

He isn't responding to your text? He's probably in the shower.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are suffering from depression Try meth, it will make you feel better right away

If you are suffering from depression Try meth, it will make you feel better right away  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you get the reddit "Ow!" page Constantly refresh; you'll get through more quickly

If you get the reddit

Binge drinking makes you cool puking makes you cooler

Binge drinking makes you cool puking makes you cooler  Malicious Advice Mallard

5 kilos of thermite Should get the job done

5 kilos of thermite  Should get the job done  Malicious Advice Mallard

at dinner with girlfriends parents? fart as loud as you can, her parents will find it hilarious.

at dinner with girlfriends parents? fart as loud as you can, her parents will find it hilarious.   Malicious Advice Mallard
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