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Eating something spicy? Rub your eyes. The hot sauce will cleanse them

Eating something spicy? Rub your eyes. The hot sauce will cleanse them Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you've ever been rejected you're not trying hard enough

if you've ever been rejected you're not trying hard enough Malicious Advice Mallard
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first kiss with a girl? blow air down her throat to impress her with your CPR skills.

first kiss with a girl? blow air down her throat to impress her with your CPR skills. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Remember the posts that made the front page last week repost them the next week nobody will remember them

Remember the posts that made the front page last week repost them the next week nobody will remember them Malicious Advice Mallard
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for better service from a barmaid you should hit on her, no need for tip

for better service from a barmaid you should hit on her, no need for tip Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you forget Mother's Day Don't worry, she's your mother. She'll understand

If you forget Mother's Day Don't worry, she's your mother. She'll understand Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to find an atm in a pinch? go to a casino

Need to find an atm in a pinch? go to a casino Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't Afford your dinner Walk out the waiter will understand and gladly pay your bill.

Can't Afford your dinner Walk out the waiter will understand and gladly pay your bill. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Ant Problem? Ants hate sugar. leave a trail syrup on the bottom of all your doors

Ant Problem? Ants hate sugar. leave a trail syrup on the bottom of all your doors Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't like your job? Quit your current one immediately, it will give you a push to get a new one

Don't like your job? Quit your current one immediately, it will give you a push to get a new one Malicious Advice Mallard
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