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About to have sex for the first time? Don't masturbate for at least month prior. You'll last much longer.

About to have sex for the first time? Don't masturbate for at least month prior. You'll last much longer. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to have a great time in college have a baby

If you want to have a great time in college have a baby Malicious Advice Mallard
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When home from spring break and out of alcohol Drink your parents and water down the rest. They'll never notice.

When home from spring break and out of alcohol Drink your parents and water down the rest. They'll never notice. Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you find a lost drivers license use it when you get pulled over

if you find a lost drivers license use it when you get pulled over Malicious Advice Mallard
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attend a well known private college and major in english

attend a well known private college and major in english Malicious Advice Mallard
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Always carry a concealed handgun that way when you get mugged you can hand them your wallet, and then pull the gun and rob your mugger

Always carry a concealed handgun that way when you get mugged you can hand them your wallet, and then pull the gun and rob your mugger Malicious Advice Mallard
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Restaurant Menus are notoriously inaccurate so make sure you ask your server to verbally confirm everything printed on it before you order

Restaurant Menus are notoriously inaccurate so make sure you ask your server to verbally confirm everything printed on it before you order Malicious Advice Mallard
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Black guy telling you can can't say the "n-word"? respond by saying, "NIGGA PLEASE!!!"

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drive in the breakdown lane it's completely legal and your time is more important than everyone else.

drive in the breakdown lane it's completely legal and your time is more important than everyone else. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Submitting something to Reddit? Just be whitty, speling and grammer; dont matter.

Submitting something to Reddit? Just be whitty, speling and grammer; dont matter. Malicious Advice Mallard
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