Malicious Advice Mallard

Baby waking you up at night? Shake it.

Baby waking you up at night? Shake it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you want to be taken seriously while protesting do it topless

if you want to be taken seriously while protesting do it topless  Malicious Advice Mallard

The needles? Just rub them in as usual.

The needles?
 Just rub them in as usual.  Malicious Advice Mallard

A girl touches you for 1/10 of a second? She wants to have sex with you.

A girl touches you for 1/10 of a second? She wants to have sex with you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a civil conversation in comments? Post about gun control

Want a civil conversation in comments? Post about gun control  Malicious Advice Mallard

if You want to meet a new woman Stand outside a sex change office

if You want to meet a new woman Stand outside a sex change office  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to remain attractive after having that baby? cut off all your hair and dress like a 12-year-old boy.

Want to remain attractive after having that baby?
 cut off all your hair and dress like a 12-year-old boy.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Fuck fat bitches They will always leave you alone after

Fuck fat bitches
 They will always leave you alone after  Malicious Advice Mallard

On heaviest flow day, cut your femoral artery It will help get the blood out and result in a shorter period

On heaviest flow day, cut your femoral artery It will help get the blood out and result in a shorter period  Malicious Advice Mallard

Hookers and maids cost less Than weddings, honeymoons, and divorces

Hookers and maids cost less  Than weddings, honeymoons, and divorces  Malicious Advice Mallard
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