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Change your name to "Innocent Victim" Commit crimes and never be blamed

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ring your gf's nipple like a door bell and ask her to let you in

ring your gf's nipple like a door bell and ask her to let you in Malicious Advice Mallard
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want something delicious for breakfast? eat an orange right after brushing your teeth.

want something delicious for breakfast? eat an orange right after brushing your teeth. Malicious Advice Mallard
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wash down that pineapple with some milk

wash down that pineapple with some milk Malicious Advice Mallard
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Out of lubricant? Hand sanitizer is a great substitute.

Out of lubricant? Hand sanitizer is a great substitute. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want good dating advice Go to r/cringe

Want good dating advice Go to r/cringe Malicious Advice Mallard
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Become a stripper All you will have to do is play N64

Become a stripper All you will have to do is play N64 Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to be really funny on Facebook? Put "lol" on the end of all your posts.

Want to be really funny on Facebook? Put
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Boyfriend jealous of your ex? Tell him you were not that into him, it was just sexual

Boyfriend jealous of your ex? Tell him you were not that into him, it was just sexual Malicious Advice Mallard
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Support the new amnesty bill they're totally serious about enforcement this time

Support the new amnesty bill they're totally serious about enforcement this time Malicious Advice Mallard
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