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Tell your girlfriend she's fat She will know you're joking and have a good laugh

Tell your girlfriend she's fat She will know you're joking and have a good laugh Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you get bit by an vemonous snake, Drink alcohol The alcohol will keep the venom from spreading quickly

If you get bit by an vemonous snake, Drink alcohol The alcohol will keep the venom from spreading quickly Malicious Advice Mallard
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need to remember to do the dishes? Just leave them in the sink where they are easily visible

need to remember to do the dishes? Just leave them in the sink where they are easily visible Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a girl insists you wear a condom It is safe to slip it off when she's not paying attention

If a girl insists you wear a condom It is safe to slip it off when she's not paying attention Malicious Advice Mallard
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if someone tells you they have a song stuck in their head the next day ask which song it was

if someone tells you they have a song stuck in their head the next day ask which song it was Malicious Advice Mallard
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Email accidentally sent to the entire organization? reply to all when asking if it was for you

Email accidentally sent to the entire organization? reply to all when asking if it was for you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Check to see if the cell phone calls 911 just in case

Check to see if the cell phone calls 911 just in case Malicious Advice Mallard
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Constipated? Smoke a cigarette

Constipated? Smoke a cigarette Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trust everything internet strangers tell you

Trust everything internet strangers tell you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Stop complaining to guys about how there are no good guys around We don't want to hear it. If you want a good guy, chances are he's the one you're complaining to.

Stop complaining to guys about how there are no good guys around We don't want to hear it. If you want a good guy, chances are he's the one you're complaining to. Malicious Advice Mallard
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