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want a good chaser for hard alcohol? try milk

want a good chaser for hard alcohol? try milk Malicious Advice Mallard
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Marry someone who smokes expensive cigarettes Chances are they will die before you, and have money to leave behind

Marry someone who smokes expensive cigarettes Chances are they will die before you, and have money to leave behind Malicious Advice Mallard
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Ice on your car's windshield? pour warm water on it, warm water melts ice

Ice on your car's windshield? pour warm water on it, warm water melts ice Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a dog is about to bite you, run in the opposite direction. You'll be able to outrun the dog.

If a dog is about to bite you, run in the opposite direction. You'll be able to outrun the dog. Malicious Advice Mallard
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In a cinema and need to pee badly? Only eat the salt from the popcorn, it will absorb all the liquid!

In a cinema and need to pee badly? Only eat the salt from the popcorn, it will absorb all the liquid! Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you don't agree with a ref's call Yell at him. He'll totally understand and change his mind

If you don't agree with a ref's call Yell at him. He'll totally understand and change his mind Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you have a sore throat smoke a pack of menthol cigarettes. the menthol will sooth the pain

if you have a sore throat smoke a pack of menthol cigarettes. the menthol will sooth the pain Malicious Advice Mallard
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About to finish? Pull out, dot the eyes , and cross the teeth

About to finish? Pull out, dot the eyes , and cross the teeth Malicious Advice Mallard
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If she suddenly gets emotional over something minor ask her if its her lady time

If she suddenly gets emotional over something minor ask her if its her lady time Malicious Advice Mallard
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Microwave your iPhone It'll charge it quickly

Microwave your iPhone It'll charge it quickly Malicious Advice Mallard
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