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start smoking when you need a light, it's the perfect excuse to talk to a hot chick

start smoking when you need a light, it's the perfect excuse to talk to a hot chick  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have to wake up early? Get really drunk the night before. You'll wake up before 5am every time.

Have to wake up early? Get really drunk the night before. You'll wake up before 5am every time.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Put butter on bread before it goes in the toaster It's much faster this way

Put butter on bread before it goes in the toaster
 It's much faster this way  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you get pulled over by the police remind them they have more important things to worry about

If you get pulled over by the police
 remind them they have more important things to worry about  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to study for final's this week? Let me show you this website called reddit really quick.

Need to study for final's this week? Let me show you this website called reddit really quick.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a guy tells you he doesn't have any condoms He probably never has sex, so there's nothing to worry about

If a guy tells you he doesn't have any condoms He probably never has sex, so there's nothing to worry about  Malicious Advice Mallard

Remember, sex is a race you always wanna finish first

Remember, sex is a race
 you always wanna finish first  Malicious Advice Mallard

having trouble focusing on studying? take an adderall and a quick reddit break and you'll be good

having trouble focusing on studying? take an adderall and a quick reddit break and you'll be good  Malicious Advice Mallard

Keep striving for those karma points gain enough and you'll stop spending your weekends masturbating to the trending actress

Keep striving for those karma points
 gain enough and you'll stop spending your weekends masturbating to the trending actress  Malicious Advice Mallard

Thinking about cheating on your SO? Get off Reddit.

Thinking about cheating on your SO? Get off Reddit.   Malicious Advice Mallard
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