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Can't tell if a woman is pregnant? Ask anyways, They won't mind

Can't tell if a woman is pregnant? Ask anyways, They won't mind Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you get hit on by a waitress she just wants the tip

If you get hit on by a waitress she just wants the tip Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you see someone crying Ask them if it's because they're ugly

If you see someone crying Ask them if it's because they're ugly Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a crush on a girl? Stare at her from a distance. She'll appreciate the attention.

Have a crush on a girl? Stare at her from a distance. She'll appreciate the attention. Malicious Advice Mallard
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To save time in the morning brush your teeth while peeing

To save time in the morning brush your teeth while peeing Malicious Advice Mallard
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Party out of booze? Use mouthwash

Party out of booze? Use mouthwash Malicious Advice Mallard
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Spilled orange juice on your clothes? Scrub the stain with a little chocolate milk and it will come out

Spilled orange juice on your clothes? Scrub the stain with a little chocolate milk and it will come out Malicious Advice Mallard
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Post stuff to reddit from 9gag They don't go on it so they won't know

Post stuff to reddit from 9gag They don't go on it so they won't know Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to whiten your teeth? try brushing them with bleach

want to whiten your teeth? try brushing them with bleach Malicious Advice Mallard
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check out r/spacedicks

check out r/spacedicks Malicious Advice Mallard
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