Malicious Advice Mallard

ask her if she's on her period she'll be honest and let you know

ask her if she's on her period
 she'll be honest and let you know  Malicious Advice Mallard

teacher dosen't like you? stand up to them they'll respect you for it.

teacher dosen't like you? stand up to them they'll respect you for it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Post your Steam name on 4chan So you can get free games

Post your Steam name on 4chan
 So you can get free games  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want a robot voice start smoking cigarettes

If you want a robot voice
 start smoking cigarettes  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're going to drive like an asshole emblazon your car with a competitor's logo

If you're going to drive like an asshole emblazon your car with a competitor's logo  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to move all your bottles of alcohol? Put them all in one bottle to save space.

Trying to move all your bottles of alcohol? Put them all in one bottle to save space.  Malicious Advice Mallard

avoid toilet seat up/down arguments pee in the shower

avoid toilet seat up/down arguments pee in the shower  Malicious Advice Mallard

On a date and need a conversation starter? Try talking about your ex

On a date and need a conversation starter? Try talking about your ex  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got something bad to say about Australia? Post it through the night on reddit for free karma.

Got something bad to say about Australia? 
 Post it through the night on reddit for free karma.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Girl says you don't need to use a condom? Then don't use one. She's probably up-to-date on her STD screens, is using birth control, and is for the most part monogamous.

Girl says you don't need to use a condom? Then don't use one. She's probably up-to-date on her STD screens, is using birth control, and is for the most part monogamous.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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