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Need help bringing your grocery bags inside? Steal a basket from the store

Need help bringing your grocery bags inside? Steal a basket from the store Malicious Advice Mallard
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don't waste your money on tearless baby shampoo. use your head and shoulders instead. you'll save money by sharing, and the cooling effect will instantly calm down any fussy baby

don't waste your money on tearless baby shampoo. use your head and shoulders instead. you'll save money by sharing, and the cooling effect will instantly calm down any fussy baby Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a baby to make your boobs bigger After breast feeding is over they barely shrink back down.

Have a baby to make your boobs bigger After breast feeding is over they barely shrink back down. Malicious Advice Mallard
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IF YOU SEE A BIG PIMPLE OR BLEMISH ON A GIRL'S FACE Try to pop it for her.

IF YOU SEE A BIG PIMPLE OR BLEMISH ON A GIRL'S FACE Try to pop it for her. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Kick the table back Asserting your dominance will reduce the pain

Kick the table back Asserting your dominance will reduce the pain Malicious Advice Mallard
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Got dirt in your eye? Use soap. It will come right out

Got dirt in your eye? Use soap. It will come right out Malicious Advice Mallard
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out of lotion? use shampoo, it feels amazing

out of lotion? use shampoo, it feels amazing Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your child is crying at the movies? "Shh!" them instead of taking them out

Your child is crying at the movies?
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always use a needle to poke holes in your condoms the extra ventalation creates suction that helps the condom stay on during sex

always use a needle to poke holes in your condoms the extra ventalation creates suction that helps the condom stay on during sex Malicious Advice Mallard
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Looking through your crushes pictures on facebook press L on each picture, it'll keep you from accidently liking them

Looking through your crushes pictures on facebook press L on each picture, it'll keep you from accidently liking them Malicious Advice Mallard
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