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Do you have problems hoarding? just get addicted to crack. then you can sell all of your belongings to fuel your addiction.

Do you have problems hoarding? just get addicted to crack. then you can sell all of your belongings to fuel your addiction. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tell girls that you have a tiny ugly penis So that they are pleasantly surprised when it turns out to be average!

Tell girls that you have a tiny ugly penis So that they are pleasantly surprised when it turns out to be average! Malicious Advice Mallard
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peeing in the shower saves water shitting does, too

peeing in the shower saves water shitting does, too Malicious Advice Mallard
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Admit to murder on Reddit It will get you tons of upvotes

Admit to murder on Reddit It will get you tons of upvotes Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't want to use a condom? Dont. She'll never know the difference.

Don't want to use a condom? Dont. She'll never know the difference. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend's vagina too loose? Use super glue

Girlfriend's vagina too loose? Use super glue Malicious Advice Mallard
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Get tooth-paste stain on your clothes? Don't worry about it

Get tooth-paste stain on your clothes? Don't worry about it Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you accidentally close a tab CTRL + SHIFT + W reopens it

If you accidentally close a tab CTRL + SHIFT + W reopens it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend asked you to find a perfect song for valentines day? play her "KIM" by eminem

Girlfriend asked you to find a perfect song for valentines day? play her
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Feeling depressed? Hookers and blow

Feeling depressed? Hookers and blow Malicious Advice Mallard
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