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Sober from drugs and alcohol and can't find a new hobby? try gambling

Sober from drugs and alcohol and can't find a new hobby? try gambling Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you have a general fear of death watch "1000 ways to die". It'll calm you down.

If you have a general fear of death watch
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You have so much free time in high school Raising a kid is easy

You have so much free time in high school Raising a kid is easy Malicious Advice Mallard
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IF A DECENT LOOKING sane girl finds you attractive get her pregnant

IF A DECENT LOOKING sane girl finds you attractive get her pregnant Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tired of your spring allergies? contract HIV and your problems will be solved

Tired of your spring allergies? contract HIV and your problems will be solved Malicious Advice Mallard
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camping in a forest and worried about bears? Cover yourself in honey. They'll think you're a bee and leave you alone

camping in a forest and worried about bears? Cover yourself in honey. They'll think you're a bee and leave you alone Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you're feeling insecure about your relationship make sure you tell your significant other who they can and can't be friends with

if you're feeling insecure about your relationship make sure you tell your significant other who they can and can't be friends with Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to take apart you washing machine to fix it throw a brick in it and run it on the spin cycle

Need to take apart you washing machine to fix it throw a brick in it and run it on the spin cycle Malicious Advice Mallard
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wait until you get to work to masturbate you get paid to do something you usually do at home for free

wait until you get to work to masturbate you get paid to do something you usually do at home for free Malicious Advice Mallard
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Know the best way to remove mucus from vocal cords? Drink lots of milk and eat cheese

Know the best way to remove mucus from vocal cords? Drink lots of milk and eat cheese Malicious Advice Mallard
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