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forget cocaine methamphetamine

forget cocaine methamphetamine  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you see a pre-1965 quarter in the register at work, take it. your job won't miss 25 cents, but Each pre-1965 quarter has a melt value of $4.20

if you see a pre-1965 quarter in the register at work, take it. your job won't miss 25 cents, but
 Each pre-1965 quarter has a melt value of $4.20  Malicious Advice Mallard

Keyboard getting dirty? Put it in your backpack, take it to your school, office, or a public library, and swap it out with the cleanest one you can find.

Keyboard getting dirty? Put it in your backpack, take it to your school, office, or a public library, and swap it out with the cleanest one you can find.  Malicious Advice Mallard

accidentally scratch an xbox 360 disk rent/borrow a copy, keep that one and return the one you fucked up

accidentally scratch an xbox 360 disk rent/borrow a copy, keep that one and return the one you fucked up  Malicious Advice Mallard

Next time you play draw something draw anagrams of the word you pick without telling your partner

Next time you play draw something draw anagrams of the word you pick without telling your partner  Malicious Advice Mallard

are you a guy, and want some karma post to r/gonewild

are you a guy, and want some karma
 post to r/gonewild  Malicious Advice Mallard

Piss someone off while driving. Blow them a kiss, it will make things better

Piss someone off while driving.
 Blow them a kiss, it will make things better   Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to impress your friends go outside wearing those crocs you have on

If you want to impress your friends go outside wearing those crocs you have on  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to marry a woman who doesn't even know you exist? Rape he, then she'll be forced to marry you.

Want to marry a woman who doesn't even know you exist?
 Rape he, then she'll be forced to marry you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want a great history movie to show your kids Try american history x

If you want a great history movie to show your kids
 Try american history x  Malicious Advice Mallard
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