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Don't Start Smoking too late in life The Younger you are the more bad ass it looks

Don't Start Smoking too late in life The Younger you are the more bad ass it looks Malicious Advice Mallard
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Get tattoo of a lottery ticket on your arm with the current date / time / location of the tattoo shop Your future self will know how to find you and arrive shortly after your tattoo is finished with the winning lottery numbers.

Get tattoo of a lottery ticket on your arm with the current date / time / location of the tattoo shop Your future self will know how to find you and arrive shortly after your tattoo is finished with the winning lottery numbers. Malicious Advice Mallard
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In a situation where someone is getting angry? Try telling them to calm down

In a situation where someone is getting angry? Try telling them to calm down Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want people to think you're wealthy? Wear clothing that has pictures of diamonds on it

Want people to think you're wealthy? Wear clothing that has pictures of diamonds on it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your boyfriend wants to make a sex tape and promises never to show it to anyone or put it on the internet? He'll probably honor that promise forever, even if you break up

Your boyfriend wants to make a sex tape and promises never to show it to anyone or put it on the internet? He'll probably honor that promise forever, even if you break up Malicious Advice Mallard
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She liked your pic? She wants your dick

She liked your pic? She wants your dick Malicious Advice Mallard
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Try stroking it bloodflow will transfer to your arms due to the effort

Try stroking it bloodflow will transfer to your arms due to the effort Malicious Advice Mallard
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always claim your prize when you are the millionth winner I've gotten my prize everytime

always claim your prize when you are the millionth winner I've gotten my prize everytime Malicious Advice Mallard
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On your first date fart in front of her She will appreciate how comfortable you feel around her

On your first date fart in front of her She will appreciate how comfortable you feel around her Malicious Advice Mallard
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Feeling depressed? Eat... a lot.

Feeling depressed? Eat... a lot. Malicious Advice Mallard
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