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You should call in sick.


 You should call in sick.  Malicious Advice Mallard

When approaching a door, look for the hinges If you don't see them, you can kick it down. If you do, break the lock or hinges.

When approaching a door, look for the hinges If you don't see them, you can kick it down.     If you do, break the lock or hinges.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Is Your man yelling at the tv during a game? Better turn it off without asking so he can have time to cool down.

Is Your man yelling at the tv during a game? Better turn it off without asking so he can have time to cool down.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend just break up with you? Post angry passive-aggressive statuses about her.

Girlfriend just break up with you? Post angry passive-aggressive statuses about her.    Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to spice up your McGriddle Sandwich? Add some A1 Sauce

Need to spice up your McGriddle Sandwich?
 Add some A1 Sauce  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a woman says everything is fine She is in a good mood

If a woman says everything is fine She is in a good mood  Malicious Advice Mallard

Get drunk and use social networks. even if you don't remember

Get drunk and use social networks. even if you don't remember  Malicious Advice Mallard

wrap duct tape around the handle of a spoon 4-6 times. After you have the duct tape in place, heat the spoon for two minutes, holding the spoon just above the flame. Turn faucet on and run cold water on full blast. Hold the spoon directly under the cold w

wrap duct tape around the handle of a spoon 4-6 times. After you have the duct tape in place, heat the spoon for two minutes, holding the spoon just above the flame. Turn faucet on and run cold water on full blast. Hold the spoon directly under the cold w  Malicious Advice Mallard

Car Not Heating up fast enough in the winter? Drain out all of your oil, The extra friction will generate more heat

Car Not Heating up fast enough in the winter? Drain out all of your oil, The extra friction will generate more heat  Malicious Advice Mallard

Do Visit the Westboro Baptist Church Website Use ad blocker in browser. It costs them in bandwidth but no ad revenues.

Do Visit the Westboro Baptist Church Website
 Use ad blocker in browser. It costs them in bandwidth but no ad revenues.   Malicious Advice Mallard
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