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Listening to a radio in the tub is as easy as it sounds

Listening to a radio in the tub is as easy as it sounds  Malicious Advice Mallard

With a little bit of confidence any zoo can be a petting zoo

With a little bit of confidence
 any zoo can be a petting zoo  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you rule north Korea you should threaten America with germ warfare that only targets people of European descent

if you rule north Korea 
 you should threaten America with germ warfare that only targets people of European descent  Malicious Advice Mallard

wants a pair of boobs? get fat, then youll have boobs

wants a pair of boobs?
 get fat, then youll have boobs  Malicious Advice Mallard

Thinking of browsing /r/WTF? Try eating at the same time to take your mind off of disturbing pictures

Thinking of browsing /r/WTF?
 Try eating at the same time to take your mind off of disturbing pictures  Malicious Advice Mallard

The best time to speed is during torrential downpours Cops don't like to write tickets in the rain

The best time to speed is during torrential downpours Cops don't like to write tickets in the rain  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your friends invite you to the movies and spend the entire film making out pull one of them over to you and join in. They're clearly trying to start a threesome else they'd have gone alone.

If your friends invite you to the movies and spend the entire film making out 
 pull one of them over to you and join in. They're clearly trying to start a threesome else they'd have gone alone.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Comment got 10 downvotes? Punish them by changing it to something even more offensive

Comment got 10 downvotes? Punish them by changing it to something even more offensive  Malicious Advice Mallard

Point out the fact that they're being quiet in front of everyone It'll make them feel like part of the group and make them feel better

Point out the fact that they're being quiet in front of everyone It'll make them feel like part of the group and make them feel better  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're being tailgated tap your breaks The other driver will realize they're driving too close

If you're being tailgated tap your breaks
 The other driver will realize they're driving too close  Malicious Advice Mallard
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