Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to remove the vinyl wrap from your car? Use gas torches, drunk friends, and gasoline to get it off.

Need to remove the vinyl wrap from your car?
 Use gas torches, drunk friends, and gasoline to get it off.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Nervous about getting a pet with your significant other? Have a baby first

Nervous about getting a pet with your significant other?
 Have a baby first  Malicious Advice Mallard

Cop driving behind you Don't drive the speed limit, he will think its suspicious.

Cop driving behind you
 Don't drive the speed limit, he will think its suspicious.  Malicious Advice Mallard

NO DUCK Is this color

NO DUCK Is this color  Malicious Advice Mallard

INTRODUCING FRIEND TO REDDIT? THE RED REAL ADVICE DUCKS ARE TRUE

INTRODUCING FRIEND TO REDDIT? THE RED REAL ADVICE DUCKS ARE TRUE  Malicious Advice Mallard

Boyfriend wants you to talk dirty? call his dick cute

Boyfriend wants you to talk dirty? call his dick cute  Malicious Advice Mallard

Treat your girlfriend badly in public People will see it and assume she's with you because you have a large penis

Treat your girlfriend badly in public
 People will see it and assume she's with you because you have a large penis  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to avoid becoming a teenage father? Only date girls who are pro-choice

Want to avoid becoming a teenage father? Only date girls who are pro-choice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get your gf to stop being upset? Tell her to calm down

Want to get your gf to stop being upset?
 Tell her to calm down  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a midnight snack you can eat in bed? A Nature Valley Granola bar is perfect.

Want a midnight snack you can eat in bed? A Nature Valley Granola bar is perfect.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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