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Want to take a girl skinny dipping? Take her to a freezing cold lake

Want to take a girl skinny dipping? Take her to a freezing cold lake  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to tell friend you're a girl? flash tits

Need to tell friend you're a girl? flash tits  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you mix apple cider vinegar with baking soda 50/50 you can use it to cut soap scum. it works better than any cleaner i've tried, plus it's eco-friendly with no harsh chemicals

if you mix apple cider vinegar with baking soda 50/50 you can use it to cut soap scum. it works better than any cleaner i've tried, plus it's eco-friendly with no harsh chemicals  Malicious Advice Mallard

A cop wants to search your car? Let him. If you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear.

A cop wants to search your car? Let him. If you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Car door lock frozen? Microwave some hot water to thaw it.

Car door lock frozen? Microwave some hot water to thaw it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't fall asleep? Go on reddit mobile until you feel sleepy

Can't fall asleep? Go on reddit mobile until you feel sleepy  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to see more boobs? Hover over an NSFW thumbnail

Want to see more boobs?
 Hover over an NSFW thumbnail  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to stay awake because you're worried about your friends trying to use Heroine to kill you try cocaine

Need to stay awake because you're worried about your friends trying to use Heroine to kill you try cocaine  Malicious Advice Mallard

First day of a new job? Find the highest paid person in your department and beat the shit out them. The rest will have your respect

First day of a new job? Find the highest paid person in your department and beat the shit out them.  The rest will have your respect  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a little time to yourself? Introduce your significant other to world of warcraft

Need a little time to yourself? Introduce your significant other to world of warcraft  Malicious Advice Mallard
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