Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to clean that deep cut on your hand Disinfect it with Salt first

Need to clean that deep cut on your hand Disinfect it with Salt first  Malicious Advice Mallard

Always take a cane to a restaurant If there is a long wait, someone will give up their seat for you.

Always take a cane to a restaurant If there is a long wait, someone will give up their seat for you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call her

Want to make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call her  Malicious Advice Mallard

Mothers day is in 3 days there is still plenty of time to buy her a gift

Mothers day is in 3 days there is still plenty of time to buy her a gift  Malicious Advice Mallard

point out a stranger's mistakes at the gym they will be proud you chose them to impart your wisdom to

point out a stranger's mistakes at the gym
 they will be proud you chose them to impart your wisdom to  Malicious Advice Mallard

Engine making a weird noise? Just turn up your radio until you can't hear it anymore

Engine making a weird noise? Just turn up your radio until you can't hear it anymore  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want rock hard abs fast? just catch a cold, the constant coughing will get you ripped in no time

Want rock hard abs fast?
 just catch a cold, the constant coughing will get you ripped in no time  Malicious Advice Mallard

hungry? grab a snickers

hungry? grab a snickers  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to last longer in bed? fap it to a girl hotter than your girlfriend or wife before hand.

want to last longer in bed? fap it to a girl hotter than your girlfriend or wife before hand.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Repost something popular Redditors love reposts

Repost something popular Redditors love reposts    Malicious Advice Mallard
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