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If you see a funny meme on facebook Post it on reddit; Everyone will love it.

If you see a funny meme on facebook Post it on reddit; Everyone will love it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to kick a tobacco addiction? Try meth

Need to kick a tobacco addiction? Try meth  Malicious Advice Mallard

you convinced your shy girlfriend into letting you take naked pictures of her? post them on /r/gonewild. you'll get easy karma, and the karma you'll get would be a confidence boost to her.

you convinced your shy girlfriend into letting you take naked pictures of her?
 post them on /r/gonewild. you'll get easy karma, and the karma you'll get would be a confidence boost to her.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't use your turning signals It's nobodies business where you are going

Don't use your turning signals It's nobodies business where you are going  Malicious Advice Mallard

Always get Amber Alert updates sent to your phone That way you'll know when to change vehicles

Always get Amber Alert updates sent to your phone That way you'll know when to change vehicles  Malicious Advice Mallard

Fedoras aren't cool Saying that you have insomnia, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, depression, etc without being diagnosed is cool

Fedoras aren't cool
 Saying that you have insomnia, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, depression, etc without being diagnosed is cool  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got kicked in the balls? Puts some IcyHot on it. It will numb the pain and then sooth it away for hours

Got kicked in the balls?
 Puts some IcyHot on it. It will numb the pain and then sooth it away for hours  Malicious Advice Mallard

Brake-Check Works every time

Brake-Check Works every time  Malicious Advice Mallard

take 1 mature friend and 8 of your most immature friends and start a group text

take 1 mature friend and 8 of your most immature friends
 and start a group text  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a drug test coming up? Eat as many poppy seed bagels as possible

Have a drug test coming up? Eat as many poppy seed bagels as possible  Malicious Advice Mallard
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