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Feel like skipping out on your bar tab? Scream 'Fire' and run for the exits.

Feel like skipping out on your bar tab? Scream 'Fire' and run for the exits. Malicious Advice Mallard
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New to jail? No matter how small you are, pick a fight with the biggest guy in there and become his bitch.

New to jail? No matter how small you are, pick a fight with the biggest guy in there and become his bitch. Malicious Advice Mallard
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found something on craigslist that you want to buy? put up a few ads for the same item at below market value.

found something on craigslist that you want to buy? put up a few ads for the same item at below market value. Malicious Advice Mallard
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When you sell anything worth a lot of money on ebay sell it off to as many people as you can and send them cheap knock-offs

When you sell anything worth a lot of money on ebay sell it off to as many people as you can and send them cheap knock-offs Malicious Advice Mallard
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Open your mouth extra wide So we can all share in the expierence

Open your mouth extra wide So we can all share in the expierence Malicious Advice Mallard
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if there is something wrong with you don't go to the doctor, just google the symptoms

if there is something wrong with you don't go to the doctor, just google the symptoms Malicious Advice Mallard
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Always use unproper grammar on reddit, People will feel sorry for you and give you upvotes

Always use unproper grammar on reddit, People will feel sorry for you and give you upvotes Malicious Advice Mallard
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Act like a bitch to the checkout clerk to get the senior discount regardless of your age

Act like a bitch to the checkout clerk to get the senior discount regardless of your age Malicious Advice Mallard
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