Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't afford your rent? Just get arrested. Jail is free.

Can't afford your rent?
 Just get arrested.  Jail is free.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Crash your car and call her If she asks about the car first, then she loves your money

Crash your car and call her
 If she asks about the car first, then she loves your money  Malicious Advice Mallard

Go to the bar on acid

Go to the bar
 on acid  Malicious Advice Mallard

Drop rubbish others can pick it up and feel better about themselves.

Drop rubbish
 others can pick it up and feel better about themselves.  Malicious Advice Mallard

relationship troubles? have a baby

relationship troubles? have a baby  Malicious Advice Mallard

Joke about bruce lee The jokes about chuck norris are getting old

Joke about bruce lee The jokes about chuck norris are getting old  Malicious Advice Mallard

Met your dream date at your aunt's funeral but forgot to get their number? Kill your mother.

Met your dream date at your aunt's funeral but forgot to get their number?  Kill your mother.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Baby kicking? Kick it back

Baby kicking? Kick it back  Malicious Advice Mallard

want the courage to ask out a girl? Drink beer

want the courage to ask out a girl? Drink beer  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to feel good about yourself? post on reddit

Want to feel good about yourself? post on reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard
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