Malicious Advice Mallard

reply to a grammatically correct comment only saying "you're" People will think he edited his comment afterwards

reply to a grammatically correct comment only saying

Need to keep a condom in a safe place? Your wallet works great

Need to keep a condom in a safe place?
 Your wallet works great  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to get shit done? Take a lot of laxatives

Need to get shit done? Take a lot of laxatives      Malicious Advice Mallard

if you accidentally scratch an xbox 360 disk rent/borrow a copy, switch the disk, and return

if you accidentally scratch an xbox 360 disk rent/borrow a copy, switch the disk, and return  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need some life advice? The Internet is full of great answers. And since most people on the net don't know you, they can be truly impartial about your situation.

Need some life advice?
 The Internet is full of great answers. And since most people on the net don't know you, they can be truly impartial about your situation.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to pleasure your girlfriend but don't want to do anything sexual? Play with her hair

Want to pleasure your girlfriend but don't want to do anything sexual? Play with her hair  Malicious Advice Mallard

in need of a plunger? Cup your hands together, it works just as effectively.

in need of a plunger? Cup your hands together, it works just as effectively.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're feeling anxious, try to breathe mostly through your chest then exhale quickly. Repeat.

If you're feeling anxious, try to breathe mostly through your chest
 then exhale quickly. Repeat.  Malicious Advice Mallard

having trouble breaking a bad habit? smoke a cigarette each time it tempts you

having trouble breaking a bad habit? smoke a cigarette each time it tempts you  Malicious Advice Mallard

On your first day in court, arrive fashionably late You don't want to look like a nerd

On your first day in court, arrive fashionably late You don't want to look like a nerd  Malicious Advice Mallard
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