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dont want to hold your girlfriends hair back when she is giving you a blowjob Shave her head

dont want to hold your girlfriends hair back when she is giving you a blowjob Shave her head Malicious Advice Mallard
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three months sober celebrate with a drink

three months sober celebrate with a drink Malicious Advice Mallard
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In need of a last minute date? Take her to the Winchester.

In need of a last minute date? Take her to the Winchester. Malicious Advice Mallard
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WANT A PROFESSOR TO REMEMBER YOU? TRY INTERUPTING THEM ALOT TO CORRECT THEM, THEY'LL APPRECIATE THE HELP AND WILL REMEMBER HOW SMART YOU ARE.

WANT A PROFESSOR TO REMEMBER YOU? TRY INTERUPTING THEM ALOT TO CORRECT THEM, THEY'LL APPRECIATE THE HELP AND WILL REMEMBER HOW SMART YOU ARE. Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you get hit on by a waitress she wants the tip

if you get hit on by a waitress she wants the tip Malicious Advice Mallard
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burning hot piece of food in your hand? Stick it in your mouth, quick!

burning hot piece of food in your hand? Stick it in your mouth, quick! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Got caught lying? Cover it up with another lie

Got caught lying? Cover it up with another lie Malicious Advice Mallard
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You should buy a boat

You should buy a boat Malicious Advice Mallard
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Remember to horde your Reddit Points for the collapse of society That way you can trade them for food that you need

Remember to horde your Reddit Points for the collapse of society That way you can trade them for food that you need Malicious Advice Mallard
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In your late 20's and live in your parent's basment? start wearing a fedora

In your late 20's and live in your parent's basment? start wearing a fedora Malicious Advice Mallard
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