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Masturbate with shampoo Not only will it pleasure you, but it also keeps your manly parts clean

Masturbate with shampoo Not only will it pleasure you, but it also keeps your manly parts clean Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you have sweets in the house You should eat them all at once, so they're not there to tempt you later

If you have sweets in the house You should eat them all at once, so they're not there to tempt you later Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend says "it's fine" after a fight? Grab her ass, kiss her on the cheek and go down to the pub with mates to celebrate

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If you need to get out of doing something, don't lie about your close relative dying Murder them

If you need to get out of doing something, don't lie about your close relative dying Murder them Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to speed up your computer? Delete System32

Need to speed up your computer? Delete System32 Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get a girl to go out with you? Be a nice guy that treats her with respect, girls love guys like that

Want to get a girl to go out with you? Be a nice guy that treats her with respect, girls love guys like that Malicious Advice Mallard
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Withhold sex from your girlfriend She will appreciate it more the next time

Withhold sex from your girlfriend She will appreciate it more the next time Malicious Advice Mallard
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Sleep with his dad and brothers penis size is genetic

Sleep with his dad and brothers penis size is genetic Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get mad karma? Repost. If it was funny before, it will be funny now.

Want to get mad karma? Repost. If it was funny before, it will be funny now. Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you need money jump in front of a moving car

if you need money jump in front of a moving car Malicious Advice Mallard
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