Malicious Advice Mallard

Today is Ash Wednesday and tomorrow is Valentine's day. Go hit on girls. They have got to be giving it up.

Today is Ash Wednesday and tomorrow is Valentine's day. Go hit on girls. They have got to be giving it up.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't want to spill your hot coffee when walking? Put your finger over the hole you drink out of on the lid

Don't want to spill your hot coffee when walking? Put your finger over the hole you drink out of on the lid  Malicious Advice Mallard

Fuck bitches get money

Fuck bitches get money  Malicious Advice Mallard

partner treating you badly? shag their best mate

partner treating you badly? shag their best mate   Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired of your girl's PMS? Get her pregnant

Tired of your girl's PMS? Get her pregnant  Malicious Advice Mallard

Friend running late for a train? Block the doors from closing until they catch up. Your fellow commuters will commend your thoughtfulness.

Friend running late for a train? Block the doors from closing until they catch up. Your fellow commuters will commend your thoughtfulness.  Malicious Advice Mallard

That girl isn't just being nice to you she wants to fuck

That girl isn't just being nice to you she wants to fuck  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make an impression on a woman you just met? Touch their face, they love that

Want to make an impression on a woman you just met? Touch their face, they love that  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to get to the front page? Mispell soemthing to get their attention

Trying to get to the front page? Mispell soemthing to get their attention  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get a free bouquet of flowers? go to your local cemetery

Want to get a free bouquet of flowers? go to your local cemetery  Malicious Advice Mallard
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