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Feel your penis is average? try placing a top hat on the tip. It'll give your penis a strong first impression and an elegance she won't forget.

Feel your penis is average? try placing a top hat on the tip. It'll give your penis a strong first impression and an elegance she won't forget. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want the buser to clean your table well? Make a big mess, that way he will have to clean it well, and next person to sit there will have a nice, clean table.

Want the buser to clean your table well? Make a big mess, that way he will have to clean it well, and next person to sit there will have a nice, clean table. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Put a nature valley bar in a convection oven for a few minutes they get soft and chewy

Put a nature valley bar in a convection oven for a few minutes they get soft and chewy Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you see someone wearing the same thing they wore yesterday Tell them. They probably havnt realised and it will make them feel better

If you see someone wearing the same thing they wore yesterday Tell them. They probably havnt realised and it will make them feel better Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to throw someone in a pool? Pretend like your phone isn't working and ask to borrow theirs... then push them in.

Want to throw someone in a pool? Pretend like your phone isn't working and ask to borrow theirs... then push them in. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Butter Knife not able to make that cut you need? Just toss it in the microwave to warm it up

Butter Knife not able to make that cut you need? Just toss it in the microwave to warm it up Malicious Advice Mallard
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Whenever you see fat people in public Make sure you tell a fat joke about them in front of everyone. It will give them and everyone else a good laugh, and will encourage them more to loose weight.

Whenever you see fat people in public Make sure you tell a fat joke about them in front of everyone. It will give them and everyone else a good laugh, and will encourage them more to loose weight. Malicious Advice Mallard
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You wouldn't download a car Yes, Yes I would

You wouldn't download a car Yes, Yes I would Malicious Advice Mallard
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they don't have to be cats go ahead and post pictures of your baby to r/aww

they don't have to be cats go ahead and post pictures of your baby to r/aww Malicious Advice Mallard
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Account got hacked? swear in emails to customer service as much as much as possible

Account got hacked? swear in emails to customer service as much as much as possible Malicious Advice Mallard
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