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Slow Internet? Delete system 32

Slow Internet? Delete system 32  Malicious Advice Mallard

Brakes squealing? Just add a bit of grease to the pads to keep them quiet.

Brakes squealing? Just add a bit of grease to the pads to keep them quiet.  Malicious Advice Mallard

You should totally Listen to parenting advice from a meme

You should totally
 Listen to parenting advice from a meme  Malicious Advice Mallard

Someone is getting angry? Tell them to calm down.

Someone is getting angry?
 Tell them to calm down.  Malicious Advice Mallard

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Anyone who has orginal dick pics and/or videos send it to the fbi  Malicious Advice Mallard

we have all the details on the boston bombings and the capture of the bombers social networks and the media always have the correct information immediately after an incident.

we have all the details on the boston bombings and the capture of the bombers social networks and the media always have the correct information immediately after an incident.    Malicious Advice Mallard

Nice tablet You know they got scale apps you can weigh yourself with?

Nice tablet
 You know they got scale apps you can weigh yourself with?  Malicious Advice Mallard

if your wife is being incredibly rude about a unimportant matter tell her that it's her p.m.s. she will love to know it and it will calm her dow

if your wife is being incredibly rude about a unimportant matter tell her that it's her p.m.s. she will love to know it and it will calm her dow  Malicious Advice Mallard

Stressed out over finals? Start smoking. It'll give you a break from studying and help relieve stress

Stressed out over finals? Start smoking.  It'll give you a break from studying and help relieve stress  Malicious Advice Mallard

walking by a group of hispanic landscapers? try practicing your spanish on them, they'll love it.

walking by a group of hispanic landscapers?
 try practicing your spanish on them, they'll love it.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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