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Malicious Advice Mallard

when you get married, make sure to keep score that way you'll know who's winning

when you get married, make sure to keep score that way you'll know who's winning Malicious Advice Mallard
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Impressive thunderstorm outside? Climb to the highest point around to get a better view.

Impressive thunderstorm outside? Climb to the highest point around to get a better view. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want a raise? Steal your bosses dog and return it when he thinks it ran away.

Want a raise? Steal your bosses dog and return it when he thinks it ran away. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Just finished your school year, and want to be popular on reddit? Just make sure to hate on all the bots

Just finished your school year, and want to be popular on reddit? Just make sure to hate on all the bots Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't need entire carton of Egg Beaters? Open lid, pull off seal, shake well

Don't need entire carton of Egg Beaters? Open lid, pull off seal, shake well Malicious Advice Mallard
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Father's Day is next sunday

Father's Day is next sunday Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to soothe a sore throat? Drink kool-aid

want to soothe a sore throat? Drink kool-aid Malicious Advice Mallard
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It's none of your wife's damn business where you go after work

It's none of your wife's damn business where you go after work Malicious Advice Mallard
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Take the cash and return the wallet. They will assume someone else took the money because you returned it, and give you a reward.

Take the cash and return the wallet. They will assume someone else took the money because you returned it, and give you a reward. Malicious Advice Mallard
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have an erection in class? just masturbate real quick and it will go away

have an erection in class? just masturbate real quick and it will go away Malicious Advice Mallard
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