Malicious Advice Mallard

Go ahead and plagiarize on Reddit By the time someone points it out it'll be too late

Go ahead and plagiarize on Reddit By the time someone points it out it'll be too late  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get away with murder? Listen to a talking duck on the internet

Want to get away with murder? Listen to a talking duck on the internet  Malicious Advice Mallard

Chapped lips? Use a blowdryer on it for 5-10 minutes. Works instantly

Chapped lips? Use a blowdryer on it for 5-10 minutes. Works instantly  Malicious Advice Mallard

Old and short on cash? Buy fast food. "I gave you a 20. I want to speak to your manager."

Old and short on cash? Buy fast food.

go to r/lifehacks post as actual advice mallard, claim originality

go to r/lifehacks post as actual advice mallard, claim originality  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want karma? post a premature peter meme

Want karma?
 post a premature peter meme  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to poop real bad? Smoke a cigerette to help ease the pain

Need to poop real bad?
 Smoke a cigerette to help ease the pain  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired of tailgaters? Slam on your brakes

Tired of tailgaters? Slam on your brakes  Malicious Advice Mallard

YOLO

 YOLO  Malicious Advice Mallard

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