Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't find a job? Kill a fast food employ The business he worked for will be looking for a new employee

Can't find a job?
Kill a fast food employ
 The business he worked for will be looking for a new employee  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to quit smoking? Stop smoking for two weeks and then have a few to reward yourself

Want to quit smoking?  Stop smoking for two weeks and then have a few to reward yourself   Malicious Advice Mallard

Listen To the other duck

Listen
 To the other duck  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wanna learn some really great survivalist tips? check out r/gonewild

Wanna learn some really great survivalist tips?
 check out r/gonewild  Malicious Advice Mallard

make sure all your friends know your username so they can upvote all your posts

make sure all your friends know your username so they can upvote all your posts  Malicious Advice Mallard

Participate more in life Wasting time making casual conversation and fitting in is far more important than spending time doing things you actually enjoy

Participate more in life Wasting time making casual conversation and fitting in is far more important than spending time doing things you actually enjoy  Malicious Advice Mallard

Had a bad breakup? just listen to love songs, it makes you feel peachy.

Had a bad breakup?
 just listen to love songs, it makes you feel peachy.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to conquer Europe? Invade Russia in the winter

Trying to conquer Europe? Invade Russia in the winter  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a child it will solve your relationship problems

Have a child it will solve your relationship problems  Malicious Advice Mallard

"Crazy?" "Her vagina isn't crazy."

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