Malicious Advice Mallard

Beat it out of her


 Beat it out of her  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a girl looks underage Don't ask her age. Not knowing is a valid legal defense.

If a girl looks underage Don't ask her age. Not knowing is a valid legal defense.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Drive fast People will think you're cool

Drive fast People will think you're cool   Malicious Advice Mallard

Trouble getting a girlfriend? buy a fedora

Trouble getting a girlfriend?
 buy a fedora  Malicious Advice Mallard

don't want kids? tell your man to smoke weed, it'll make him infertile

don't want kids? tell your man to smoke weed, it'll make him infertile  Malicious Advice Mallard

A girl liked your profile picture? She definitely wants to fuck you!

A girl liked your profile picture? She definitely wants to fuck you!  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to make sure your brakes are working touch the rotors after a long car ride.

If you want to make sure your brakes are working touch the rotors after a long car ride.  Malicious Advice Mallard

This is your 14 day notice mothers day is exactly 2 weeks from today.

This is your 14 day notice mothers day is exactly 2 weeks from today.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to wake up early the next morning? Drink a lot the night before

Need to wake up early the next morning?
 Drink a lot the night before  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get over an ex? fap whilst thinking of them

Want to get over an ex? fap whilst thinking of them  Malicious Advice Mallard
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