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During a job interview ask them how strict how strict their sexual harassment policy is

During a job interview ask them how strict how strict their sexual harassment policy is Malicious Advice Mallard
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Alarm goes off at 8:45 Hit snooze. There's still time to get there before 9:00.

Alarm goes off at 8:45 Hit snooze. There's still time to get there before 9:00. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Buy your mother flowers she is allergic to She will be touched you remembered

Buy your mother flowers she is allergic to She will be touched you remembered Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you see someone wearing the same clothes as yesterday Let them know, they probably forgot and will be super excited you let them know

If you see someone wearing the same clothes as yesterday Let them know, they probably forgot and will be super excited you let them know Malicious Advice Mallard
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need to lose some weight? Heroin

need to lose some weight? Heroin Malicious Advice Mallard
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insecure about your body? never let your boyfriend see you naked

insecure about your body? never let your boyfriend see you naked Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your car is about to get towed, get in tow trucks are forced to stop to avoid kidnapping charges

If your car is about to get towed, get in tow trucks are forced to stop to avoid kidnapping charges Malicious Advice Mallard
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Feel a sneeze coming on? Plug your nose

Feel a sneeze coming on? Plug your nose Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't like your wife's cooking? Tell her. She'll gladly make you something else

Don't like your wife's cooking? Tell her. She'll gladly make you something else Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't want to unclog the toilet? Leave it for a few hours, the water will probably break it down.

Don't want to unclog the toilet? Leave it for a few hours, the water will probably break it down. Malicious Advice Mallard
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