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WANT A TOPIC EXPLAINED LIKE YOU'RE 5 YEARS OLD VISIT /R/EXPLAINLIKEIMFIVE

WANT A TOPIC EXPLAINED LIKE YOU'RE 5 YEARS OLD VISIT /R/EXPLAINLIKEIMFIVE  Malicious Advice Mallard

feel that your life is meaningless? try drugs

feel that your life is meaningless? try drugs  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have to go to the bathroom before bed? Hold it in, use it as motivation to wake up

Have to go to the bathroom before bed?
 Hold it in, use it as motivation to wake up  Malicious Advice Mallard

Filling out an application or anything else important online Hit F5, it automatically saves your progress

Filling out an application or anything else important online Hit F5, it automatically saves your progress  Malicious Advice Mallard

Always keep tackle and growl that way you never need to worry about struggling

Always keep tackle and growl that way you never need to worry about struggling  Malicious Advice Mallard

if someone wants to debate evolution first ask them why there are still monkeys

if someone wants to debate evolution first ask them why there are still monkeys  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you start a grease fire Pour Water on it!

If you start a grease fire Pour Water on it!  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you think you have scumbag parents, tell the authorities they beat you the homes you'll end up are all magical play lands of happiness

If you think you have scumbag parents, tell the authorities they beat you
 the homes you'll end up are all magical play lands of happiness  Malicious Advice Mallard

Buy a fedora everyone will admire your fashion sense

Buy a fedora
 everyone will admire your fashion sense  Malicious Advice Mallard

Running Out of Ammo? Die more. You respawn with full ammo.

Running Out of Ammo?
 Die more. You respawn with full ammo.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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