Malicious Advice Mallard

if you're not a fan of Jennifer Lawrence now is the time to bitch about her, You have everyone's full support

if you're not a fan of Jennifer Lawrence now is the time to bitch about her, You have everyone's full support  Malicious Advice Mallard

14-16 year old on reddit? contribute to the comments

14-16 year old on reddit? contribute to the comments  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ever buy too much candy while driving around in your van? Just pull over around a school and give some to the kids. Kids love candy.

Ever buy too much candy while driving around in your van? Just pull over around a school and give some to the kids. Kids love candy.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to lose weight? Start smoking cigarettes

Trying to lose weight?
 Start smoking cigarettes  Malicious Advice Mallard

New favorite song? Set it as your alarm sound to enjoy it every morning

New favorite song? Set it as your alarm sound to enjoy it every morning  Malicious Advice Mallard

turn on the oven full blast and leave it open

turn on the oven full blast and leave it open  Malicious Advice Mallard

That snowboarder downhill from you Is not going to stop abruptly to put his/her butt down. Ski right ahead.

That snowboarder downhill from you
 Is not going to stop abruptly to put his/her butt down. Ski right ahead.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Lowest die? Hell no! Chop his arm off! He's got shugenja to regrow the wound. Pfft!

Lowest die? Hell no! Chop his arm off!
 He's got shugenja to regrow the wound. Pfft!   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to masturbate in the shower but don't have lube? Just use shampoo

Want to masturbate in the shower but don't have lube?
 Just use shampoo  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have an inexpensive wedding and honeymoon. Save the money for beer and hookers for when your wife turns ugly and doesn't put out.

Have an inexpensive wedding and honeymoon. Save the money for beer and hookers for when your wife turns ugly and doesn't put out.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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