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If you tell your best friend you love her, and she licks your face and wags her tail at you. She wants sex.

If you tell your best friend you love her, and she licks your face and wags her tail at you. She wants sex. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to have whiter teeth? Wash your mouth out with bleach.

Want to have whiter teeth? Wash your mouth out with bleach. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Ran out of lube? Just use hand sanitizer instead

Ran out of lube? Just use hand sanitizer instead Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to show people you have class? Buy a fedora

Want to show people you have class? Buy a fedora Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to be able to click more nsfw links? quit your job

Want to be able to click more nsfw links? quit your job Malicious Advice Mallard
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make your post infinitely funnier by putting the punchline in the title

make your post infinitely funnier by putting the punchline in the title Malicious Advice Mallard
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need to use the car but there's snow blocking your drive? melt it with hot water

need to use the car but there's snow blocking your drive? melt it with hot water Malicious Advice Mallard
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First date? try going to the parks to feed ducks.

First date? try going to the parks to feed ducks. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend going to be on her period during vacation? get her pregnant

Girlfriend going to be on her period during vacation? get her pregnant Malicious Advice Mallard
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Smoke a joint That will motivate you to get started on your work

Smoke a joint That will motivate you to get started on your work Malicious Advice Mallard
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