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Want everyone to see a gif quickly? Try hosting it on iminus

Want everyone to see a gif quickly? Try hosting it on iminus  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're new to reddit Remember to downvote anything with a cat in it.

If you're new to reddit Remember to downvote anything with a cat in it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want sex? Just complain about being in the friendzone, that'll help

Want sex? Just complain about being in the friendzone, that'll help  Malicious Advice Mallard

DON'T FORGET MOTHER'S DAY IS ONE MONTH FROM TODAY

DON'T FORGET
 MOTHER'S DAY IS ONE MONTH FROM TODAY  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to lose weight? Do meth

Trying to lose weight? 
 Do meth  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to avoid the corkage fee at a fancy BYO? Bring a twist cap bottle or box of wine

Want to avoid the corkage fee at a fancy BYO?
 Bring a twist cap bottle or box of wine  Malicious Advice Mallard

Does it sound like a fucked up subreddit? Open it. Nobody on reddit would ever post anything that would shock you.

Does it sound like a fucked up subreddit?
 Open it. Nobody on reddit would ever post anything that would shock you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Neighbor's dog always barking at you? give it an oatmeal raisin cookie, chocolate chip cookies are bad for dogs

Neighbor's dog always barking at you?
 give it an oatmeal raisin cookie, chocolate chip cookies are bad for dogs   Malicious Advice Mallard

What to get the guy who has everything? A robbery.

What to get the guy who has everything? A robbery.  Malicious Advice Mallard

can't think of anything original to post? retool an existing meme into a ripoff of bad advice cat

can't think of anything original to post? retool an existing meme into a ripoff of bad advice cat  Malicious Advice Mallard
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