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Is your game to laggy? Alt+F4 makes it run faster.

Is your game to laggy?
 Alt+F4 makes it run faster.  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you have a threesome with two females it isn't cheating because they cancel each other out

if you have a threesome with two females it isn't cheating because they cancel each other out  Malicious Advice Mallard

About to punch someone? Make a fist around your thumb.

About to punch someone?
 Make a fist around your thumb.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have windows XP and computer slow? Delete the system 32 folder to make it much faster!

Have windows XP and computer slow? Delete the system 32 folder to make it much faster!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Hungover and taking care of a four year old? You should take him to the Indoor Amusement Park

Hungover and taking care of a four year old? You should take him to the Indoor Amusement Park  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to quit smoking cigarettes? Try chewing tobacco

Want to quit smoking cigarettes? Try chewing tobacco  Malicious Advice Mallard

throw your trash on the ground It will make the person who picks it up feel good about themself

throw your trash on the ground
 It will make the person who picks it up feel good about themself   Malicious Advice Mallard

About to make an important decision? Masturbate in the next room

About to make an important decision? Masturbate in the next room  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you are feeling depressed, try resorting to pharmaceuticals before eating healthy and exercising

if you are feeling depressed, try resorting to pharmaceuticals before eating healthy and exercising  Malicious Advice Mallard
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