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Burn old flashlight batteries in the fireplace now and then. The burning zinc may help prevent soot formation, and the metals and chemicals make colorful flames.

Burn old flashlight batteries in the fireplace now and then. The burning zinc may help prevent soot formation, and the metals and chemicals make colorful flames. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need money in a hurry? Take out the max amount on your credit cards

Need money in a hurry? Take out the max amount on your credit cards Malicious Advice Mallard
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you Forgot to bring a towel to the shower? Use toilet paper to dry off

you Forgot to bring a towel to the shower? Use toilet paper to dry off Malicious Advice Mallard
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blow job in the pipeline? order the asparagus

blow job in the pipeline? order the asparagus Malicious Advice Mallard
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Hit something with your car and no one's around? Floor it. It'll keep your insurance costs down.

Hit something with your car and no one's around? Floor it. It'll keep your insurance costs down. Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you disagree with your boss on a crucial decision let them know. Boss's respect individuals that think for themselves.

if you disagree with your boss on a crucial decision let them know. Boss's respect individuals that think for themselves. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you can't properly mix, just load a Soundgoodizer on the Master Track It'll do just fine.

If you can't properly mix, just load a Soundgoodizer on the Master Track It'll do just fine. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Mug cops They will never see it coming

Mug cops They will never see it coming Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to turn on a girl you like? Get a raging boner, she will think you're into her

Want to turn on a girl you like? Get a raging boner, she will think you're into her Malicious Advice Mallard
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Erection in a public setting? Stand up quickly, blood will rush to your head instead.

Erection in a public setting? Stand up quickly, blood will rush to your head instead. Malicious Advice Mallard
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