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Don't have any razors? use a knife

Don't have any razors? use a knife Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't Forget Mother's day is one month from today.

Don't Forget Mother's day is one month from today. Malicious Advice Mallard
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need more breaks at work? start smoking cigarettes

need more breaks at work? start smoking cigarettes Malicious Advice Mallard
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In a bad mood while driving? Get on the freeway at 17:30

In a bad mood while driving? Get on the freeway at 17:30 Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to stop a sneeze? Plug your nose

Want to stop a sneeze? Plug your nose Malicious Advice Mallard
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Women are like floor tiles if you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for years.

Women are like floor tiles if you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for years. Malicious Advice Mallard
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the best time to make rash decisions is when you're emotional

the best time to make rash decisions is when you're emotional Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your husband loves hockey? Have a shitload of stuff for him to do on opening day, after a lockout.

Your husband loves hockey? Have a shitload of stuff for him to do on opening day, after a lockout. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to microwave a potato? Wrap it in aluminum foil, that will distribute the heat evenly

Want to microwave a potato? Wrap it in aluminum foil, that will distribute the heat evenly Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want your crush to like you? Get drunk and text her your feelings and don't take no for an answer

Want your crush to like you? Get drunk and text her your feelings and don't take no for an answer Malicious Advice Mallard
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