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If your girlfriend asks, "Do I look fat in this?" Just be honest

If your girlfriend asks,
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Want to throw someone in a pool as a joke? Do it, it's hilarious and everyone will have a good time

Want to throw someone in a pool as a joke? Do it, it's hilarious and everyone will have a good time Malicious Advice Mallard
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If the police are tailgating you Hit your brakes

If the police are tailgating you Hit your brakes Malicious Advice Mallard
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Wanna get trashed quicker? Try a Redbull Bomb Drop one shot of Redbull in a glass full of Jager and chug as fast as you can

Wanna get trashed quicker? Try a Redbull Bomb Drop one shot of Redbull in a glass full of Jager and chug as fast as you can Malicious Advice Mallard
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Drunk but still a bit nervous to talk to that girl you like? keep drinking. it'll calm the nerves and make you far more of a smooth talker

Drunk but still a bit nervous to talk to that girl you like? keep drinking. it'll calm the nerves and make you far more of a smooth talker Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tell gamers to be excited about your console's anti-consumer policies. They will totally be excited and want to buy it.

Tell gamers to be excited about your console's anti-consumer policies. They will totally be excited and want to buy it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to eat whatever you want and lose weight? just throw up afterwards

want to eat whatever you want and lose weight? just throw up afterwards Malicious Advice Mallard
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Cleaning up vomit of a bright carpet ? Put ground coffee on it first.

Cleaning up vomit of a bright carpet ? Put ground coffee on it first. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't want ads when using reddit mobile? Turn on Airplane mode, it blocks them.

Don't want ads when using reddit mobile? Turn on Airplane mode, it blocks them. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Sad that your baby died? Don't worry, you can make another one in under a year.

Sad that your baby died? Don't worry, you can make another one in under a year. Malicious Advice Mallard
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