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Want the women in your office to like you? Start calling them all "sweetheart"

Want the women in your office to like you? Start calling them all
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Say the n-word in the hood They will respect you

Say the n-word in the hood They will respect you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Ready to propose? post a picture of the ring on facebook so all her friends can see before she does

Ready to propose? post a picture of the ring on facebook so all her friends can see before she does Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you have a slow computer Go into task manager and delete everything running

If you have a slow computer Go into task manager and delete everything running Malicious Advice Mallard
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Scream the "n" word in public that'll get you mad street cred

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Need to get rid of a boner? Try slitting your wrists

Need to get rid of a boner? Try slitting your wrists Malicious Advice Mallard
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It's not littering if you place the trash down neatly

It's not littering if you place the trash down neatly Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you can't afford a cab ride home Just walk. Make sure to have your wallet or purse visible in case a cab might stop and give you a discounted ride.

If you can't afford a cab ride home Just walk. Make sure to have your wallet or purse visible in case a cab might stop and give you a discounted ride. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to bring your company to its knees? Email the salary of every employee... to everyone.

Want to bring your company to its knees? Email the salary of every employee... to everyone. Malicious Advice Mallard
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had a rough day at work before grabbing a bite to eat? Take it out on your waitress. She will share your story with the cooks and make sure they cook a special dish just for you

had a rough day at work before grabbing a bite to eat? Take it out on your waitress. She will share your story with the cooks and make sure they cook a special dish just for you Malicious Advice Mallard
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