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Unsure if you're pizza is too hot to eat? Test it with the roof of your mouth.

Unsure if you're pizza is too hot to eat? Test it with the roof of your mouth. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get rid of that annoying sound in your car? Just open the door and push her out!

Want to get rid of that annoying sound in your car? Just open the door and push her out! Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you don't know what a glory hole is google it with your parents

if you don't know what a glory hole is google it with your parents Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't want to get stabbed too hard at the dentist? tell them you have aids

Don't want to get stabbed too hard at the dentist? tell them you have aids Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to lose weight? Eat a high carb low protein diet

Trying to lose weight? Eat a high carb low protein diet Malicious Advice Mallard
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If someone is following you closely tap your brakes until they back off

If someone is following you closely tap your brakes until they back off Malicious Advice Mallard
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Out of neosporin? Lemon Juice

Out of neosporin? Lemon Juice Malicious Advice Mallard
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Kids acting up? Lock them in the basement and turn off the lights

Kids acting up? Lock them in the basement and turn off the lights Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to make some fast cash ? Help the prince of Nigeria. He's rich.

Need to make some fast cash ? Help the prince of Nigeria. He's rich. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Bored on the Internet? Google two girls one cup

Bored on the Internet? Google two girls one cup Malicious Advice Mallard
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