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Air plane mode not working? throw it in the air.

Air plane mode not working? throw it in the air. Malicious Advice Mallard
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don't care for that auto-rotation? dont by a smarthphone

don't care for that auto-rotation? dont by a smarthphone Malicious Advice Mallard
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disoriented in a neighborhood you've never been in? look for the satellite dishes on the houses. They face north.

disoriented in a neighborhood you've never been in? look for the satellite dishes on the houses. They face north. Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to watch a movie with your new girlfriend first time she comes over? try schindler's list

want to watch a movie with your new girlfriend first time she comes over? try schindler's list Malicious Advice Mallard
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Ears won't pop? use a q-tip

Ears won't pop? use a q-tip Malicious Advice Mallard
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Wanna stay home 'sick'? take a multivitamin on an empty stomach

Wanna stay home 'sick'? take a multivitamin on an empty stomach Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to get back at a friend Get Their phone and change their mom's number to 911

If you want to get back at a friend Get Their phone and change their mom's number to 911 Malicious Advice Mallard
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DINING AT HELL'S KITCHEN? MAKE SURE TO GO ON AN EMPTY STOMACH

DINING AT HELL'S KITCHEN? MAKE SURE TO GO ON AN EMPTY STOMACH Malicious Advice Mallard
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Suffering from seasonal allergies? Scratch your eyes, it helps.

Suffering from seasonal allergies? Scratch your eyes, it helps. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a cigarette they're relaxing, and one won't kill you.

Have a cigarette they're relaxing, and one won't kill you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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