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After you turn on the dome light for the cop, take your pants off too, and put them on the roof of your car.

After you turn on the dome light for the cop, take your pants off too, and put them on the roof of your car. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you are rich, famous, and talented it is perfectly acceptable to beat your wife

If you are rich, famous, and talented it is perfectly acceptable to beat your wife Malicious Advice Mallard
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Throw them in anyways their insurance covers water damage

Throw them in anyways their insurance covers water damage Malicious Advice Mallard
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want a promotion? puncture your boss's wife's tires and offer to help change her tire the following morning

want a promotion? puncture your boss's wife's tires and offer to help change her tire the following morning Malicious Advice Mallard
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Avoid Parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers on high

Avoid Parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers on high Malicious Advice Mallard
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feel like you're about to start laughing at a funeral? try really, really hard not to

feel like you're about to start laughing at a funeral? try really, really hard not to Malicious Advice Mallard
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making a meme? this font is called comic sans

making a meme? this font is called comic sans Malicious Advice Mallard
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Moving something heavy? Lift with your back

Moving something heavy? Lift with your back Malicious Advice Mallard
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Drown yourself into a deep muddy bog you will be preserved and become famous in 2500 years.

Drown yourself into a deep muddy bog you will be preserved and become famous in 2500 years. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having trouble staying awake? Try Cocaine

Having trouble staying awake? Try Cocaine Malicious Advice Mallard
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