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If you murder someone, bury further down to 6-8 feet beneath the dog filled with explosives

If you murder someone, bury further down to 6-8 feet beneath the dog filled with explosives Malicious Advice Mallard
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Two murders cancel eachother out That is what double jeopardy is

Two murders cancel eachother out That is what double jeopardy is Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to check if a gun is loaded? look down the barrel

want to check if a gun is loaded? look down the barrel Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to defrost your car window in the morning? poor boiling hot water on it

Need to defrost your car window in the morning? poor boiling hot water on it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Is your girlfriend mad at you? Stop talking to her for a while, she'll calm down

Is your girlfriend mad at you? Stop talking to her for a while, she'll calm down Malicious Advice Mallard
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Always expect something in return when being nice If you dont youre a fucking idiot.

Always expect something in return when being nice If you dont youre a fucking idiot. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Just slept with dirty slut who you think might have herpes? Pour everclear into pee hole to fight virus

Just slept with dirty slut who you think might have herpes? Pour everclear into pee hole to fight virus Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a problem with your computer? Delete Sys32

Have a problem with your computer? Delete Sys32 Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're trying to quit smoking and have a gym membership go sit in the sauna for 3 days in a row, after 72 hours of nonstop sweating you will die and therefore no longer be able to purchase cigarettes

If you're trying to quit smoking and have a gym membership go sit in the sauna for 3 days in a row, after 72 hours of nonstop sweating you will die and therefore no longer be able to purchase cigarettes Malicious Advice Mallard
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Wish in one hand and shit in the other see which one fills up first

Wish in one hand and shit in the other see which one fills up first Malicious Advice Mallard
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